loisance

The British way of saying license. Used as a joke by reta... I mean Americans on how the British people require licenses for everything, basically the anti-freedom meta Americans are trying to push against the tea smugglers.

*gets shanked*
Cheems: officer, this wanker roight 'ere shanked me.
Officer: *bonks Cheems* well d'ya have a gettin' shanked loisance ya fookin muppet?

by ThatFluffyJello February 2, 2021

Logistication

The art or practice of processing logistics in order to achieve a task or attain a target

I logisticated a root on the weekend

by Beef Cake May 13, 2005

lois griffin

peter griffin's spouse in the comedy tv show family guy.as well as peter,she is in her early 40's.she is a stay at home mom,that has had occasional jobs.she has the southern new york/new jersey accent which sounds almost like fran dresher's accent,though alittle more mellow.tends to be quite attractive,even having brian,the family dog drooling over her.

my ex girlfriend's mom sounded exactly like lois griffin due to her accent.

by rofgneogeneogb February 22, 2009

lenis

a nickname for a friend with the name lee who has a small penis

Hey lenis how's that enzyte working? Hey does your girlfriend see a change?

by ricky July 5, 2004

lois griffin

Fran Drescher soundalike mother of the Griffin clan from the hilarious Fox TV series 'Family Guy'.

"I would do everything to her. I wouldn't care what she looked like, I would wreck that chick" - Brian talking about Lois Griffin.

by Whadduc Hunt January 12, 2007

Lois

sex goddess who is a sexual whore but is only a half virgin

has big breasts and a bra that is easible undone by guys

omg, she is such a lois

by hahahahahahahahehehehehehehe January 23, 2009

lenis

A guy named Eddie who has a small limp penis

You're such a lenis!

by Eddie January 21, 2004