lonely penguin

as you are about to cum while recieving oral sex, the girl walks away leaving you to chase after her with your pants down. this act will make you walk in a manner that ressembles a penguin.

DUDE!, i picked up a hooker but i only had 20 bucks so she gave me a lonely penguin

by eagle tits July 17, 2009

lonely day

song by system of a down from the album hypnotize

i like the song lonely day

by tae kwon September 13, 2008

lonely nap

that nap that you take where the only body-heat source that is available to keep you warm is your laptop computer, and you're not sure if that even counts as body-heat, but also you're lonely and sad and dont even care anymore so you bring your computer with you under the covers and take a nap.

when I took my lonely nap today I had a dream that I made and urban dictionary definition of lonely nap so that's what I did when I woke up and it was nice that my computer was so close to me already because then I didn't even have to get out of bed to make my dream a reality.

by whtvr November 9, 2012

Lonely Pull

A lonely pull is when one participates in sucking a bong without any marijuana in the bowl.

Lonely pull also means when one masturbates alone.

Adam sits in the corner and has a lonely pull

by WordSmith165 November 18, 2015

lonely carved in stone

the understanding or realization of being lonely till death.

mother: hey son! Your older brother has a girlfriend he’s happy! Where’s yours ?
me: lonely carved in stone

by a teens life April 19, 2018

Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

Lonely

When someone leaves you and you can't get over it and your friends leave you

My boyfriend broke up with me and I'm now lonely

by I'm so lonely and sad February 10, 2020