Loltasm

When one laughs so hard that they achieve a sexual climax

omg that was so funny i had a loltasm

by ngrace69 January 23, 2011

Lofting

A state of relaxation. Just hanging out.

Q: You going to the party tonight
A: No im just lofting at home tonight

or
I'm lofting on a hammock

by the guys from room 9 August 15, 2012

Josh Loftis

The most interesting man alive.

Like those Dos Ekes commercials but Josh Loftis is actually real.

by grand master mother fucka June 19, 2009

lortab

a powerful narcotic with hydrocodone and acetaminophen. lortabs come in different quantitties: 2.5/500 , 5/500, 7.5/500
The 500 stands for the 500 mg of acetaminophen (or Tylenol) in each pill
the other numbers represent the mg of hydrocodone in each pill.

(After teen's wisdom teeth removal)
Mother: Honey, do you need another Lortab or are you doing okay?
Teen: I need another one
Mother: Are you sure? Only take it if you have alot of pain
Teen: ya my teeth hurt really bad and i cant get to slepe
Mother: OK honey, heres your Lortab!
Teen: *Hell yes* *2 hours later, "holy shit i cant feel my legs, and my feet have a pulse".

by mr. pharmy August 25, 2008

loft

inhabitable premises with a view (especially of the sky in the early morning), usually in trendy downtown locales where frequent kissing, hair pulling, hand feeding, and viewing james bond flicks occur.

3rd floor of an architectural structure @ the corner of gay & S. Hill

by juliewksm February 5, 2005

lotard

a mixture of a retard and a loser

Gosh, Ugine is such a lotard!

by Eric May 13, 2005

loft

verb adopted from football commentary in the British Isles, but made more flexible in order to encompass the following meanings:
1. to hoist
2. to proceed
3. to give
4. to penetrate

1. Rory Delap lofts a foreboding long throw towards the opposition's penalty area

2. Let's loft into town for a shot of Chartreuse before the pubs close

3. Loft over my boxers there like a good man

4. I wouldn't half loft it into that young one

by rossi85 March 22, 2009