Brozone Lair

A room, restaurant, cave, bar or other establishment for bros to hang out. Some brozone lairs may be equipped with high tech equipment such as flat screen tvs or gaming systems. While others are simply places of refuge from women or the stresses of daily life, such as a cave.

Work sure was tough today, you wanna grab a beer and hang in the brozone lair?

That wife of yours is a real curmudgeon we should hide out in the brozone lair.

by FakeNameForMe August 17, 2009

Orcish Lair

An Orcish Lair is a place where tribes of Orcs tend to gather, awaiting a coming battle. It can also refer to a place where Orcs simply live and do what Orcs do.

An Orcish Lair can also refer to one's asshole, more specifically a nasty shit-encrusted asshole. The only way to kill the Orcs that inhabit this Orcish Lair, however, is to pierce it with one's elven staff of power.

EXAMPLE 1:
Knight: The Orcs are gathering their numbers, sire!

King: Where?!

Knight: The Orcish Lair beyond the forest!

EXAMPLE 2:
"Last night I shoved my elven staff of power into this chick's orcish lair. When I pulled it out it had brown orc blood on it. Smelled like rotting orcs, too."

by FatJackson October 16, 2009

lard face

A white person's fat face.

"Shut up you lard face."

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

lard bucket

A fat fuck, someone who is larger that you'd prefer them to be

Man that bird's a lard bucket

by alishabeth June 12, 2008

tub o lard

a nice way to call someone a fatty

ur such a tub o' lard...teehee

by *poo* July 2, 2005

lahrd

Lahrd is whatever you want it to be. Take it from the creator of Lahrd himself.

You don't like it? So what. Let it go, and move on!

LAHRD!!!!!!!
Lahrd!!!
Lahrd.
Jubilee.
Had enough?

by Doug Kinzinger January 8, 2004

tub of lard

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.

"He's a fat tub of lard."

by Bowman June 16, 2002