Labadeath

A death in Super Smash Bros. that is the result of bad luck and stupid play.

Bobby: I keep getting shit on. I've already had three labadeaths!

by supersmasher92 December 11, 2010

best laid plans

The full phrase is
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"

This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"

"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.

Billy: Damn. Eight point buck just standing there. Gun aimed, ready to take the shot, I was so damn sure that I could take a piss without letting go of the gun. But I peed all down the front of my pants, the gun went off before I was ready, that scared the buck who ran right at me and kicked my ribs in.

Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!

by fronkzippo July 1, 2010

labadie

a really hot guy who looks good in most of the clothes he wears...whether it be a black shirt that is really brown, or a blue striped shirt that is not the Pistons blue, or simply white like the white man he be!

That Labadie sure does look HOT in that shirt, but it woud look hotter on my floor!!

by December Mercedes December 28, 2008

Got Laid

Get fresh eggs from a chicken

I got laid at the farm last night!

by SandbergEthan November 21, 2016

get laid

getting sex

He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.

by Anonymous June 15, 2002

Zachary James Laidlaw

An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.

Hey look, it's Zachary James Laidlaw, we should leave before we die in his cologne.

by urwerstenemy January 26, 2015

labia minora

1. inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia framing the vagina

2. The two thin inner folds of skin within the vestibule of the vagina enclosed within the cleft of the labia majora.

3. The smaller (minor) inside pair of labia or lips of the vulva or the female external genitalia which meets above the clitoris.

When she spread her legs her labia minoria was very pink!

or

Female catrastration is the removal of the labia minora and clitoris

by Trixie44270 January 4, 2009