long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

by Trav September 27, 2004

Longcat

An exceptionally long white cat originating from 4chan's /b/. See also Tacgnol.

As a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.

-Longcat is looooooong.

-John: What did you think of Gigli?
Sean: Bad movie is bad.

-I've been reading Einstein's papers, and boy. Smart man was smart.

-(during the end of Star Wars Episode 3)
Anakin: HOT LAVA IS HOT

by T_Andrews October 21, 2007

long hair don't care

A phrase originally used in the late '60s and early '70s in support of the hippie movement against the older generation's often prude and narrowminded world view, which associated long hair (especially on males) with a sloppy lifestyle. Sometimes also related to long hair on males being associated with homosexuality due to the similarity with traditionally feminine hairstyles. The phrase emphasizes that the speaker isn't affected by what is meant as an insult but actually embraces the accusation.

"Get a haircut, you hippie!"
- "Long hair don't care!"

or:
"Get a haircut, you faggot!"
- "Long hair don't care!"

by nicky123 September 6, 2014

it's a long story

A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"

From 'The Fast and The Furious'

'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.

by Jay & Silent Bob June 24, 2004

Angel Long

Blonde British porn star who is a really dirty bitch. Famous for black on blonde sex, usually in a gangbang fuckfest style and sucking cock after she's had anal (known in the trade as ATM). A true filthy slut.

Angel Long: "Yes! fuck me in my ass!"

by <insert> October 22, 2004

long gone

Gone a long time ago, not coming back anytime soon or ever.

Ex - sorry baby I want you back

You- naw nigga I’m long gone

by Suckmydick69:) December 3, 2018

So long nerds

The farewell of Technoblade, the king himself

Technoblade on his literal deathbed: "Title my death announcement video 'so long nerds', it'll be funny"

by BrawlS July 8, 2022