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cooter looter

a female who prevents another female from scoring sexually
She's a cooter looter.
by ckc428 December 29, 2005
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booty looter

hogging other peoples assholes, taking illegal possesion of anothers butthole against their will, using the powers to loot someone elses booty for evil, assmonkey, punishing innocent booties
Joe stop being a booty looter my bumhole is still 6 inches wide from the punishment you gave me last night.
by Joemamma31333133 February 19, 2009
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your literally him

You are the person everyone wants to be. You are the person we strive to be. You are the man.
Omg your literally him.
by anonymous July 30, 2022
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i literally can't even

Usually a girl says it meaning they can but they don't want to or they are in shock or just can't belive somthing
Omg Becky look at this pic Jenny posted of me like I literally can't even I look so fat
by jc caylen is sexy as fuck October 24, 2015
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Loitergate

On January 6, 2021, a group of protestors supporting President of the United States Donald Trump's attempts to overturn the 2020 United States presidential election stormed the United States Capitol. After breaching multiple police perimeters, they caused damage to and occupied parts of the building for several hours. The protestors may have been incited by comments made by Trump and his allies at an earlier rally.16 The storming led to evacuations and lockdowns of the Capitol building, and it disrupted a joint session of the United States Congress that had assembled to count the electoral votes and formalize Joe Biden's election victory.

Trump reacted slowly to the storming, was initially "delighted" over it,20 first resisting sending the National Guard to quell the violent mob,37 and eventually praising the rioters as "great patriots" and telling them to "go home in peace" while reiterating false claims of election fraud.3839

By January 8, the Department of Justice had announced that charges of rioting, seditious conspiracy, and insurrection were under consideration.50 The major security failure led to the resignation or ouster of the three top Capitol Hill security officials. On January 8, draft articles of impeachment of Trump for "incitement of insurrection" were circulated in Congress.51
Source: Wikipedia / 2021 storming of the United States Capitol

Donald Trump is also a withered squashblossom.

Source: Gestures broadly
Did you see the news? Donald Trump got the Georgia's finest Gravy SEALS to storm the United States Capitol. It's Loitergate!
by Tammy 2 Lips January 8, 2021
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Literary Homosexuals

One who speaks with correct pronunciation and in old english. They are commonly found in rich urban areas throughout the United States. They usually have a habit of correcting others grammar and oral language. They find themselves to be completely perfect at the language of English, and deny anybody correcting them if they do indeed happen to make a mistake. They can become extremely annoying over time and can even cause people to question they're sexuality preference.
Literary Homosexuals:

They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"

They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.

"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.

These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.
by steph422 September 9, 2011
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literal trash

A scene way to compliment thy self in the uttermost respect of your being a trashy scenester. (Almost similar to being a sick grunge m8)
Her, with her ripped jeggings and her saggy beanie ejecting her spiky side fringe (only on the LEFT because she knows she is never alRIGHT) into the air while she ponders upon her scenester look and congratulates herself for being... The most perfect of "Literal Trash", is absolutely correct, for the first time in her life, as she knows... It can't get any trashier than the scene life. "Congratulations once again," She whispers under her breath for only herself to hear "You perfect pile of literal trash".
by Trashy Snitch April 5, 2016
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