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To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
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Shitmas List

The list of all the shit you have to buy for Christmas. This includes Christmas gifts, decorations, the tree, and any food for Christmas dinner or Christmas Eve dinner.
I can't believe how many gifts I still need to buy. It's going to take me forever to get everything on my Shitmas List.

Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.
by Monkey_Butler December 10, 2010
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shank list

a list containing people/things you hate that if you were given the opportunity,you would like to stab(shank) them
I hate Billy!I'm adding him to my shank list!
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food bucket list

Deep fried snickers are on my food bucket list. I want to try them before I die.
by sweetgal8869 March 29, 2015
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Fuck Bucket List

A list of people to fuck before you die. Comes from the term "kicked the bucket".
I need to add Dylan O'Brian to my fuck bucket list.
by AwesomeNameWriter100 April 10, 2015
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BK's List

A never ending list or plan of things someone wants to do at some point.
Can also be used to express that something will never happen.
When are you finally going to do this ? Well it's on BK's list, so after that .
by Pehs April 9, 2022
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friends list

Noun. Commonly used on blogging sites such as LJ, a 'friends list' consists of users that a person frequently comments on and/or 'talks' w/. When a user is added to a person's friends list, the user's entries appear on that person's friends page. Flist is commonly used as an abbreviation.
User: Hey, add me to your friends list?

User: I was only gone for a few days, but there are tons of entries on my friends page!
by Girl w/ Camera September 13, 2005
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