a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
Get the To Be Fucked List mug.The list of all the shit you have to buy for Christmas. This includes Christmas gifts, decorations, the tree, and any food for Christmas dinner or Christmas Eve dinner.
I can't believe how many gifts I still need to buy. It's going to take me forever to get everything on my Shitmas List.
Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.
Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.
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a list containing people/things you hate that if you were given the opportunity,you would like to stab(shank) them
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Get the Fuck Bucket List mug.A never ending list or plan of things someone wants to do at some point.
Can also be used to express that something will never happen.
Can also be used to express that something will never happen.
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Get the BK's List mug.Noun. Commonly used on blogging sites such as LJ, a 'friends list' consists of users that a person frequently comments on and/or 'talks' w/. When a user is added to a person's friends list, the user's entries appear on that person's friends page. Flist is commonly used as an abbreviation.
User: Hey, add me to your friends list?
User: I was only gone for a few days, but there are tons of entries on my friends page!
User: I was only gone for a few days, but there are tons of entries on my friends page!
by Girl w/ Camera September 13, 2005
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