linkedout

The result of being removed from a professional group or network.

After misleading her boss that a co-worker made a mistake when the mistake was actually her own, Sara was linkedout by most of her colleagues.

by JArthurK November 1, 2013

HELMET LICKER

A male that gives head to another male.

Elton John is a flaming helmet licker.

by Scottd247 November 3, 2007

douche-locked

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.

"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."

by Lymanthony Longdenler IIII April 23, 2008

Black Linked

An act of trolling where a link to Rebecca Black's Friday, is put instead of a legitimate link.
This leads to frustration and a horrendous tune stuck in one's head for days.

Facebook Friend: Yo, dude I'm having some trouble with that homework.

Me: Dude, just check out this video, it explains it all (links to Rebecca Black's "Friday")

Facebook Friend: Wtf dude!

Me: You've just been Black linked.

by Trollnen October 25, 2011

Pringle Licker

Someone so concerned with their weight and/or physique that they would lick the flavour off a Pringle (potato chip) without eating the snack itself.

Andy's on a new gluten-free, sugar-free diet - what a Pringle Licker.

by B33fc@ke August 4, 2016

crystal licker

Derogatory name for a new age hippy. Typically known for an unhealthy obsession with inanimate objects like rocks and stones. Believing they have souls, they communicate and make love to them under the moonlight.

Dude 1: Whos that? She's hot!
Dude 2: That's Zoe, but she just changed her name to Moonchild and stopped shaving her legs.
Dude 1: Gross! What a crystal licker.

by 123DiamondDog June 1, 2017

anus licker

An insult regarding someone who likes to “eat ass” or in other words lick another persons anus

“Fuck you, you anus licker”

by Matty retahd June 14, 2018