up and leave

(v.) To leave suddenly without warning.

He just upped and left. No note, no explaination, nothing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

When I leave, come together like butt cheeks

Famous quote first uttered by the great Eddie Griffin on the Chappelle Show season two episode seven. When Griffin's character, Grits N' Gravy, recites the line, the character is leaving a dice game because he has lost. The line is the character's finale. To understand the meaning of this line, one must realize that it refers to the act of defecating. When the feces begins to emerge from the anus, the butt cheeks will often part to make room. When the feces leaves the anus, the butt cheeks will close and thus "come together". Through use of extraordinary creativity and brilliant comedic genius, Griffin used his symbolic language to portray his character as "the shit". Griffin's brilliance is can be witnessed first hand as none of the audience in the show laughs.

Grits N' Gravy: When I leave, come together like butt cheeks.

by uhhhjustincase September 10, 2010

Leave on seen

Iphone usres or Facebook messenger. . . When reading a message and don't reply back. read or seen

Leaving on seen to read a message and simply ignore.
Reading message or inbox and never reply.
I sent Kiki a message and she read it and never text me back! How she gonna {leave me on seen}?
I sent a message to Donte saying I love you and I can see as clear as day he seen the message but chose to {leave me on seen}. My feeling are so hurt!
When i Messaged Vanguard it shows he read it and he still didn't reply. What a jerk! He actually {left me on seen}. Crazy!!

Leave on seen, Left on seen, read, seen

by Blackbeauty1 May 6, 2015

leave a piss

Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.

{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!

by Telephony March 27, 2015

mandemic leave

A period of absence from work granted to a mother before and after the birth of her child, in a pandemic; with little or no physical support from medical professionals/family/friends and little or no access to activities typically associated with maternity leave, due to pandemic restrictions.

I had the most lonely mandemic leave

by KXC17 March 20, 2021

receive and leave

when you receive a blowjob and immediately stop talking to the girl and move on to the next for some more

nic : “i think she wanna be a thing”
wolfie : “bruh...”
nic : “i’m j gonna receive and leave”
wolfie : YUH

by d’angelo versace May 3, 2018

make like a tree and leave

To go, to leave. Used derogatively.

A pun on leaving, the process of shedding leaves that occurs in deciduous trees.

"Make like a tree and leave," the man shouted, pointing out the door.

by knightshade May 16, 2006