Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.
by GdubSon July 24, 2017
Get the fat kristymug. Kristie is a paradox wrapped in superficial charm and deceit. On the surface, she presents with confidence, friendly effortlessly winning over new acquaintances with her manipulative mind games and glib personality. However, beneath this facade lies a dark side devoid of genuine compassion or empathy.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll quickly learn the extent of her vindictiveness. Her ego is super fragile, and any perceived slight becomes a reason for retaliation. She’ll smile to your face while plotting your downfall behind your back, never hesitating to use your weaknesses against you.
Kristie sees people as means to an end, expertly manipulating situations to her advantage. Need a favour? She’ll eagerly offer assistance, but expect to pay the price later. Her interactions are transactional, lacking sincerity or genuine concern, yet she excels at feigning emotions when it suits her agenda.
Kristie’s wit is sharp, her words like daggers disguised in velvet gloves. Kristie navigates social circles with ease, always one step ahead in the game of social chess. But scratch beneath the surface, and you'll find shallowness and a disturbing lack of depth.
Kristie is a cautionary tale in human form—a reminder that not everyone who smiles at you has your best interests at heart.
Cross Kristie once, and you'll quickly learn the extent of her vindictiveness. Her ego is super fragile, and any perceived slight becomes a reason for retaliation. She’ll smile to your face while plotting your downfall behind your back, never hesitating to use your weaknesses against you.
Kristie sees people as means to an end, expertly manipulating situations to her advantage. Need a favour? She’ll eagerly offer assistance, but expect to pay the price later. Her interactions are transactional, lacking sincerity or genuine concern, yet she excels at feigning emotions when it suits her agenda.
Kristie’s wit is sharp, her words like daggers disguised in velvet gloves. Kristie navigates social circles with ease, always one step ahead in the game of social chess. But scratch beneath the surface, and you'll find shallowness and a disturbing lack of depth.
Kristie is a cautionary tale in human form—a reminder that not everyone who smiles at you has your best interests at heart.
1. **Person A:** "Kristie seemed so genuine when we first met."
**Person B:** "That's her specialty—making you believe she’s your best friend until she stab you in the back."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie had my back."
**Person B:** "She does, but only if it benefits her. Don't mistake her charm for loyalty."
**Person B:** "That's her specialty—making you believe she’s your best friend until she stab you in the back."
2. **Person A:** "I thought Kristie had my back."
**Person B:** "She does, but only if it benefits her. Don't mistake her charm for loyalty."
by Collardoscope July 25, 2024
Get the Kristiemug. Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.
by Urban Suburban Muva November 23, 2021
Get the kristie robertson smithmug. 
Get the Kristymug. Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.
Doing the #Kristy
by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021
Get the Kristymug. by Alex baugh January 23, 2024
Get the kristy cookmug.