Ice the Kicker

When somebody walks in on you as you are about to get on the job in an attempt to phase you, or throw you off your game; Cockblock

Her roommate tried to Ice the Kicker last night. It didn't phase me, I still put it through the uprights.

by John Michael Caine III January 25, 2011

Kicker

A situation which may occur after ones deification produces an abnormally large and solid loaf long enough to bottom out. After the pinch, the loaf falls like a tree "kicking" one in the scrotum.

Can someone hand me a wet towel, i just dropped a kicker.

by ltdz_ January 28, 2009

Kicker

refers to the player on the football team who, next to the quarterback, gets the most ladies. The rest of the team likes to give him names of women soccer players such as Mia Hamm, only because they know that without him, they wouldn't have won their only game of the season.

That kicker is such a little wuss.
HEY MIA, go practice your field goals, KICKER.
-Girl number 1: I hooked up with the quarterback last night.
-Girl number 2: Yeah he is nothing compared to the kicker, he is a sex god.

by J Squared December 28, 2005

tit kicker

When things unexpectedly suck

this job's turned out to be a real tit kicker

by Salo120 December 13, 2010

yo yo knickers

An Easy Girl. a loose Woman. A slag

"I shagged That Girl last night"
"What Yo Yo Knickers? Who hasn't?"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

Pussy Kicker

The fat roll that hangs from her stomach into the vaginal area, and bounces while she walks.

Fat roll over a females vagina.

Johns wife has a pussy kicker, look at that thing kick back on her pussy.

by Blahhahahahahahahaha July 6, 2008

Kicker

The kicker is the guy on the football team who usually saves the team from a loss at the last second. Not really a part of the team unless they need him. Usually plays soccer and very sexy. Next to the quarterback the most important part of the team. And probably the position that takes the most balls because you have to kick by yourself in front 80,000 people. Always gets th ladies.

Cheerleader 1: Damn, check out that kicker over there. I'd fuck the shit out of him.
Cheerleader 2: Yeah he plays soccer to like David Beckham who is like so sexy.

Cheerleader 1: Let's Fuck em'!!!

by Tyler B. aka sexy June 27, 2009