Bee's Knees 

That chick in the office who would rather work on her knees than sit in a chair.

Lori is the bee's knees.

Bee's Knees by negglord August 16, 2018

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees 

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

Swag Knees 

A common ailment associated with having too much Swag. Posting twitter photos with your mate telling the world what new 'kicks' you're rockin can be particular stressful on the knees. A particularly Swag hat will weigh down heavy on the knee caps.

Daniel Sturridge is so Swag that the Liverpool doctors can't cure his Swag Knees. He's out till next season

Swag Knees by EmileHesky January 20, 2015

Biscuit knees 

If a fat kid has biscuit knees and he's about to go on a slip 'n' slide, it means he's ready to party! Warning: It is NOT Mic Jagger!

Seth Meyers: That guy looks lame.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.

Biscuit knees by LMG123 November 26, 2010

bee's knees 

(adj.) Good, the best, high quality.


A deliberate mispronounciation of business

These new threads are the bee knee's.

bee's knees by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

knocking knees 

The act of having sexual intercourse.

Amanda and John have been knocking knees recently knocking boots

knocking knees by Full daddy July 23, 2016

carpet knees 

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

carpet knees by Kohlsong January 2, 2009