Jaron

A cockbite. Specifically one who goes out randomly in the middle of the day and bites men's cocks for his own enjoyment

That damn jaron that's been running around town got me again. I'll be lucky if I can still have kids this time.

by wrw28405 March 23, 2010

Jaron

A guy with a receding hair-line, whose tendecies relate to those of one who thinks he can fix anything, but in reality everything he touches either breaks, dies, or develops a habit of inconsistency. Also one who tends to bastardize others to bring himself to a point at which he believes he is better and more intelligent.

"You've been such a Jaron lately. You said you could change the light bulb in the kitchen. But now we're sitting here in the dark. And you say I'm inferior? HA! Who's the moron who messed up all the circuits, over a measly light bulb?!!"

by Jaron's greatest fan April 7, 2005

jurgon

a small, and witty tennis player. He's of a family from china. He is my buddy, and despite my buddiness towards him, i can't help but laugh at him, i can't understand if it's what he's wearing or all the fun times we've had, to pull a "jurgon" would be to do something totaly stupid, and totaly black. such things could include: walking like a penguin, eating eggs with soysauce, and eating xbox games---don't ask ;)

laura: "hey how are u"
me: "good, i want to cover my car in hellokitty stickers."
laura: "OMG, ur dumb, such jurgon muck."

by kelsey November 30, 2004

juwon

small korean potato with a mushroom haircut, confused and oblivious, most gullible person you will ever meet. addicted to k-pop. B-BWAH, also very very very very smol and afraid of the big world. Send help please. He need halp.

Wow! Look at that Juwon! he's beating up himself!

by Fortnite Fortnite Forknife June 2, 2019

JaronMiddleton

Any father that puts his kids first, who is loved by many and would give the shirt off his back for a stranger, but in the end his life is cut short by a irresponsible action by another person, like a drunk driver. R.I.P.

Remember JaronMiddleton!? Don't drink and drive it can take someone's father, brother, son, uncle, nephew, or best friend before they are supposed to go.

by The concrete ninja November 5, 2017

jurnne

A friend for life. Will stick up for you. Will be crazy but will be there for you. Some times a potty mouth but will never cuss at friends

Wow I wish my friends were more like jurnne

by Ohhunnynoooo November 20, 2017

jerone baskin

Is usually a good person and loves to joke but stops playing around when something is serious. He is the best boyfriend ever and will never cheat. He is a great guy and is the most talented guy u might meet.

Girl 1- Is that a Jerone Baskin, i think it is he is so cuteee.

Girl 2- OMG he is so talented.

by 3ergstju July 23, 2019