Johnsoned

When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?

by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018

Oh Long Johnson

A game named after the phrase spoken during play. An individual stands in a potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say "Oh Long Johnson" before moving out of harm's way. A primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film Stand by Me.

Jerry: Hey, get out of the way, Corey, that train's gonna hit you!
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---

by froggypriza August 21, 2012

Fairweather Johnson

Sports Fans who only cheer for or pay attention to a team when they are winning. Usually likes to be on the winning side of the coin. Usually looked down upon by serious fans.

Tony: "I thought you were a Florida Fan?"
Rob: "I was last year but I think this year Alabama is winning and I have always kinda liked them a little better"
Tony: "I didn't know you were such Fairweather Johnson, you suck."

by Crimson X October 19, 2010

John J. Johnson

The inventor of Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey, Girard, and OD.

"Hey dude you got to put John J. Johnson in."
"No, Johnson don't play with no Aquinas trash"

by Peeksownssmash May 23, 2009

Mrs. Johnson

A bitchy fat ugly cunt who thinks she's pretty because of her fake plastic eyes. She screams like a bitch whos burning.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.

"Loxford School has the most dumbest headteacher. She must be a fucking rat"

Mrs. Johnson is a sket

by PeopleWhoAreDumbCunts May 21, 2019

betsey johnson

Betsey Johnson is a female fashion designer who grew up in Wethersfield, CT, and now lives and designs from her Mexican Villa, Betseyville. She is known for her unique and funky clothes, which often include animal prints or other interesting details. She is also famous for her trademark blonde hair with bangs.

What is she thinking with that hair cut? Only Betsey Johnson can pull that off.

by BetseyJohnson January 11, 2008

S.S. Minnow Johnson

1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.

2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis

Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.

Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.

by mogie13789 May 1, 2011