jobby jouster

one who jousts jobbies, a poop stabber, homosexual. Jobby is a UK slang for shit, jouster..a poker or prodder

that guy is such a jobby jouster

by wordworm2013 October 4, 2013

Jobsolete

Jobsolete is a term used to describe an upcoming economic demographic of the worlds population consisting of people whose jobs have been undermined by artificial intelligence.

Wally: Any luck on getting a job today Kristen?
Kristen: Not today, Wally. Not tomorow, not ever. Our planet is a homonid dystopia, we've all been rendered jobsolete.

by Bajooka Zoe August 7, 2018

Steve Jobs my balls

A term to gaslight people into thinking they got got.

"Whose Steve Jobs?"

"Steve Jobs my balls."

by SteveJobsMyBalls August 26, 2021

a big jobby

1. A large brown solid that makes its exit from a creatures body through the anus.

2. David Becham

1. I just did a big jobby

2. I hate david becham for he is a jobby, in fact he's a big jobby.

by McKean February 14, 2007

josymar flores

king of the world, not to be associated with common mortal like that fag eddie harris

josymar kicked his dog eddie in the nuts

by phantom hand February 16, 2005

jobsworth

A very minor official, who follows rules and regulation to the letter, however nonsensical this approach may be. Characteristic of the current Labour government in the UK. Also colloquially known as "Dickheads PLC", they follow in the same vein as health and safety nazis.

"A motorist in Waltham Forest, East London, was fined for parking on double yellow lines that were not even there when he parked his car. The lorry painting the lines had drawn around the stationary vehicle." - Jobsworth #1

"A council spent £5,000 planting yew trees to screen a new children's play area. It then dug them up again after health and safety experts advised children could fall ill if they gobbled 'several handfuls' of leaves." - Jobsworth #2

by neverbelieve August 15, 2007

Steve Jobs

Some prick who immediately thinks that he's God due to his oh-so-revolutionary iPod, and of which so much dumbasses follow and sneer at Gates, because your "mac" is better.

All the Mac dumbasses will start crying about this description of Steve Jobs and not publish this.

by OLOL January 15, 2007