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jihadism

Jihadism is the use of violence to achieve Islamism
ISIS are trying to establish an Islamic Caliphate through Jihadism.
by Reminisce OG May 7, 2016
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Jihadfro

A beard, generally lengthy and untrimmed. Resemblant of those worn by Muslims, particularly those who are conservative or extremist.
If Johnson doesn't lose his jihadfro his potential employers will keep giving him purity tests.
by JamesBaud July 27, 2010
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Jihad Juice

A foul tasting/smelling blend of blood, anal secretions, shit, semen, and sweat created when a man (usually a jihadi) fucks a farm animal hard.
Qassim Aziz: Oooh, Abu Salat! This goat was delivered to me by Allah himself!

Abu Salat: Dammit, be more careful, Qassim Aziz! You are splattering me with Jihad Juice!
by shantibebeh July 28, 2016
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Jihadiot

A low IQ Islamic terrorist.
Many times they accidentally blow themselves up.
*See premature detonation and Palestinian Work Accident
Achmed the jihadiot, attempted to detonate his explosive shoes but realized he was barefoot.
by Capt Diggs November 26, 2011
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Jihad

1. when you've had enough and you are going to blow

2. When your standing next to someone with a bomb
Girl: This bank line is so damn long I am about to Jihad!
by Roxification August 1, 2005
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jihadness

Regional slang used by a relatively small number of people in Buffalo,NY and the surronunding area. Essentially, it is synonymical to sweetness. Official expression of the local christian sect the Daoist Catholic Church.
Me: Yes! I finally beat San Andreas!!

Kenjimoto: That shit is jihadness.
by Constantine Vidal June 28, 2005
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jihad

Contrary to popular beleif it does not mean "Holy War" that is right, those commercials lied to you. It's an Arabic word that means to struggle for a greater good.
by Awesomeaida February 21, 2005
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