Jewhad

Noun. Basically, a semetic version of a Jihad. A Jewhad can be many Jews or just one, but if it involves a Jew who's pissed off like all get-out, chances are good it's a Jewhad. Do not mistake this for a Zionist (in the negative sense, not just a supporter of Israel) on a rampage. Zionists can go on Jewhad, but not all Jewhads are Zionist in nature.

The Israelis got so tired of the Palestinians that they decided they had enough of their terrorist BS and went on a Jewhad, leveling their little settlements.

by Loki Carrere April 21, 2006

jewtastic

An adjective describing a business deal where one of the parties gets ripped off.

Dude, I just sold my $500 car to that moron for $3,000! That was totally jewtastic!

by Dude Regular February 21, 2011

jewche

A jewish douche.

Bill Mahr is a jewche.

by Laura Rupish October 29, 2009

Jethammered

The feeling of drunkeness when severely jetlagged

Dude, I've just done an 11 hour flight and I'm off to get jethammered

by Kenzo79 January 28, 2009

Jethro Tull

the best fucking band ever. im a cajun from Louisiana state but this band FUCKING GETS IT!! they may be british but they were the evilest, most cynical and realist metal band than even Black Sabbath. only pussies listen to black sabbath. real men listen to Jethro Tull. (a band with obvious intellectual ability, and very politically incorrect and street smart. what other band could write a song dedicated to a pedophile named aqualung, all the way back in 1971? absolutely brilliant people.)

Jethro Tull, hmn where to start? they're certainly more preferable than black sabbath. and they have a kickass flute player who knows what he is doing. and they talk about the degeneracy of post-ww2 western civlisation.

by Abraham's Adversary January 15, 2019

jewtastic

something so jewish that it is fantastic

The boy wearing that kippa is jewtastic!

by somebody-here November 20, 2006

Jeethuth Chrithe

Something a gay guy says when hes up-set or scared/shocked. he says it with a lisp because for some reason all gay ppl have one. so the S becomes a TH. You may have heard the character Mr. Slave from Southpark say it.

mr slave: did you guyth here that geroge michael ith coming to town?

some gay friend: oh yeth, oh yeth

mr slave: oh jeethuth chrithe, oh jeethuth chrithe!

by the green power ranger March 19, 2005