Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator

Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.

by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016

Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.

The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"

by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012

Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.

Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me

by 064m4 February 26, 2020

face jerky

When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.

That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!

by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019

Jerky Curtains

A beef jerkey-like product made from an Afro American woman's Roastbeef Curtains, or very loose pussy lips. The meat undergo's the same process needed to create your regular store-bought beef jerkey.

Scott enjoyed his Tuna Melt at work today topped with some tastey Jerky Curtains!

by Mike the Mouth March 13, 2008

jerky curtains

long pussy lips, worn out pussy, a well used vagina, stretched out labia

her labia resembled a pair of jerky curtains

by fman68 October 31, 2006

Double the jerky

This is where to males face each other with the tips of their dicks touching and one of the males, or another member jacks both dicks off in one fluid motion

Double the jerky is so much better than one

by Bayu6969 April 28, 2009