Skip to main content

Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012
mugGet the Beef-Jerkiemug.

jerky sauce

1) Cum
2) The fluid that is emitted as a result of a hand job.
Cole totally got his jerky sauce all over me last night after we went back to his place.
by swimer freak December 10, 2015
mugGet the jerky saucemug.

anal jerky

When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.
Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.
by JimmyNeutronhasasmallwilly September 16, 2017
mugGet the anal jerkymug.

making jerky

Last night I was driving home from work and thought about making jerky right there in traffic, on the freeway.
by kskroob November 4, 2017
mugGet the making jerkymug.

Jerky Curtains

A beef jerkey-like product made from an Afro American woman's Roastbeef Curtains, or very loose pussy lips. The meat undergo's the same process needed to create your regular store-bought beef jerkey.
Scott enjoyed his Tuna Melt at work today topped with some tastey Jerky Curtains!
by Mike the Mouth March 13, 2008
mugGet the Jerky Curtainsmug.

jerky curtains

long pussy lips, worn out pussy, a well used vagina, stretched out labia
her labia resembled a pair of jerky curtains
by fman68 October 31, 2006
mugGet the jerky curtainsmug.

worm jerky

n. worms that wash up from the ground during rainstorms and helplessly dehydrate in the sun afterward into a hard squiggle.
"Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - it crunches underfoot in such an unsettling manner."
by Shannon L-B April 18, 2008
mugGet the worm jerkymug.

Share this definition