circus jerky

when a circus clown comes up to you and jerks you off.

Dude: last time I went to the circus I got some mad circus jerky

by Goatface001 August 29, 2016

Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.

Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me

by 064m4 February 26, 2020

Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.

The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"

by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012

making jerky

Euphemism for masturbating / jerking off

Last night I was driving home from work and thought about making jerky right there in traffic, on the freeway.

by kskroob November 4, 2017

Jerky Curtains

A beef jerkey-like product made from an Afro American woman's Roastbeef Curtains, or very loose pussy lips. The meat undergo's the same process needed to create your regular store-bought beef jerkey.

Scott enjoyed his Tuna Melt at work today topped with some tastey Jerky Curtains!

by Mike the Mouth March 13, 2008

jerky curtains

long pussy lips, worn out pussy, a well used vagina, stretched out labia

her labia resembled a pair of jerky curtains

by fman68 October 31, 2006

worm jerky

n. worms that wash up from the ground during rainstorms and helplessly dehydrate in the sun afterward into a hard squiggle.

"Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - it crunches underfoot in such an unsettling manner."

by Shannon L-B April 18, 2008