jared 

A guy who is usually extremly ugly sucks major dick at soccer and eats butthole for breakfast.

Dude why is that kid being such a jared i dont know look at the white stuff on his face.

jared by Stuhna September 28, 2010

Jared 

A fatass dick sucking nigga who loves to eat

Omg Jared sucked his dick behind the dumpster

Jared by Jared stock April 3, 2017

Jared 

- 19
- never fucking learned how to read

whaddup I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Jared by twerkingfireworks July 3, 2018

Jared 

Jared is obsessed with bath bombs and eats them

Jared: *Licks bath bomb* This is some tasty ass shit

Jared by EvanHandSoap August 13, 2018

Jared 

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit

There’s that jared duce prick again

Jared by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

Jared 

A piece of shit idiot who likes to cheat on his girlfriend. Does not know how to spell and loves to lick his nose and eat his boogers.

Omg man you better not cheat on that gem , please don’t be a Jared

Jared by SophKail February 19, 2019

Jared 

The biggest piece of bird shit out there. If you meet him, stay far away for your own safety.

Me:oh god its Jared
Jared:Hi
Me:Explodes*

Jared by imRaymondg February 25, 2020