jail

A government owned facility that claims to either correct or teach wronged or uneducated individuals but in reality is a front that generates income for the state.

County Jail, State Prison, High school, College

by bobfredjim January 22, 2009

jailbait

An attractive young woman whom you drool over for any chance and you probably do. That is, if you don't mind serving time because she's underage.

The constant tease of the jailbait drove Freddy insane until he nailed it and went to jail.

by Drenam February 2, 2003

Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012

jailan

Cute,nice,loving,and caring.
A player at times but eventually follows his heart to the

Perfect girl
Made for girls like those namedays Hope

Did you meet Jailan yesterday?

by Hot chiqua August 8, 2017

jailbait

a girl you would love to tap but is too young.

Damn look at that jailbait.

by E December 30, 2002

jail

1.A place for the confinement of persons in lawful detention, especially persons awaiting trial under local jurisdiction.

2.Detention in a jail

jail sucks

by ac February 24, 2004

jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".

typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....

by Madmann October 10, 2005