Jessie is the greatest girl in the world! She smells greats, looks great, and is great!
She is kind and lovely. Flowers bow to her as their queen and fair maidens gaze in adoration of how lovely she is! Her sweat is perfume and her poops are works of art. There's nothing more lovely than Jessie. She lights up every room she enters and makes the boy she loves feel complete. She is everything wonderful encapsulated in a lovely floral pill. She is addictive and yet you can't overdose on the love that oozes out of her like a jelly-filled donut of love.
Don't ever let go of Jessie if you have her. She's the best thing that exists on this planet.
Plus, she knows the chorus of Future's "Mask Off" by heart. Man, if that ain't enough, I don't know what is?
She is not just beautiful, but smart as well.
She can prepare excel forms in a jiff! Boo Yah!
She is also kind. She's helpful and has an excellent smile. Dentist use her as a reference.
But for reals, that's a Jessie!
She is kind and lovely. Flowers bow to her as their queen and fair maidens gaze in adoration of how lovely she is! Her sweat is perfume and her poops are works of art. There's nothing more lovely than Jessie. She lights up every room she enters and makes the boy she loves feel complete. She is everything wonderful encapsulated in a lovely floral pill. She is addictive and yet you can't overdose on the love that oozes out of her like a jelly-filled donut of love.
Don't ever let go of Jessie if you have her. She's the best thing that exists on this planet.
Plus, she knows the chorus of Future's "Mask Off" by heart. Man, if that ain't enough, I don't know what is?
She is not just beautiful, but smart as well.
She can prepare excel forms in a jiff! Boo Yah!
She is also kind. She's helpful and has an excellent smile. Dentist use her as a reference.
But for reals, that's a Jessie!
Ooh, that Jessie so sweet! Imma have to call the doctor for more insulin son!
Boy 1: I just got a cupcake from that girl for no apparent reason.
Boy 2: that's nice.
Boy 1: yeah, I think that girl was a Jessie.
Man, I wish I was as lucky enough to have a Jessie.
Flowers: "we adore you, our queen!"
*flowers bowing*
Boy 1: I just got a cupcake from that girl for no apparent reason.
Boy 2: that's nice.
Boy 1: yeah, I think that girl was a Jessie.
Man, I wish I was as lucky enough to have a Jessie.
Flowers: "we adore you, our queen!"
*flowers bowing*
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Get the Jessica Biel mug.Jessica is the best friend EVER. She is kind, athletic, smart, and beautiful. She lights up the world with happiness when she smiles. She has long, brown, wavy hair that sways when she walks. If you ever meet a Jessica, never let her leave your life, because hd is the most loyal, amazing, loving friend you will EVER have!!!
Lola: That girl is so nice
Lucas: I want to date her. What's her name
Isabela: She is totally a Jessica
Lucas: I want to date her. What's her name
Isabela: She is totally a Jessica
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She's like a Tiger. Majestic, graceful.
But she can and will rip you apart if you betray her.
She is a overall badass!!!!
She's like a Tiger. Majestic, graceful.
But she can and will rip you apart if you betray her.
She is a overall badass!!!!
1: Hey look it's jessica.
2: I'm going to go say hi.
1: Dude watch out she's like a tiger.
2: She's so nice though.
1: Dude she will fucking eat you alive!
2: I'm going to go say hi.
1: Dude watch out she's like a tiger.
2: She's so nice though.
1: Dude she will fucking eat you alive!
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Get the Jessica mug.A Nice, smart, funny girl. She's the best friend anyone can ask for. Jessica doesn't like showing off and is not like normal girls. She doesn't care about boys and drama but just about her friends and family. Usually has good comebacks so don't fuck with Jessica if you see one.
"Jessica plays hard to get"
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