Jasper

Just a spacker and wanker.

Wow it's Jasper, careful, he might jiz on you.

by Spackerman !00000 January 18, 2018

jasper

A nice, sweet, funny, girl who is trustworthy and always has a smile.

Hey look its Jasper, she always has a smile on her face.

by Smile More :) November 16, 2016

Jaspurbate

Jaspurbate Jaspurbating and Jaspurbation are used to tell someone in case you don't want them to know what you are doing

Jane wants to go and take a shit but doesn't want her friends to know where she is going so
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"

by The Gort December 13, 2008

jasper county high school

Home of shitty food and fake bitches, its Christmas all year up in here with all the hoe hoe hoes. Frequent suicidal jokes

I hate jasper county high school.

by Your teacher, ms. Bitch May 3, 2019

Jasper

If you have a Jasper in you're life than you're good to go! he's the type of person who cares for everybody. It may seem like he isn't listening to you, but he is! Most Jaspers like to play video games!

person 1: have you seen that new kid Jasper??

person 2: uh yeah! he's so cool!! and smart

by Mindless Wonder December 5, 2019

Jasper

A bitch that steals ur sandwiches with his fat ass arms

God jasper is annoying he stole my GOD DAMN SANDWICH.

by Yummy yummy eat dat tummy September 26, 2020

Holy Jasper

An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.

Holy Jasper! He just ate 13 chili dogs and got on the wall of fame at the Corner Bar.

by Runner08 August 22, 2008