Jap bike

Refers to a woman who is either ugly or has a shitty reputation that you fuck,just for fun,but you don't want to be seen with by your friends. Analagous to Harley riders who occasionally will ride a Japanese bike as long as nobody sees them.

I picked up this ole Jap bike the other night and made her ride in the car trunk to the motel over in Siler City.After I fucked her,I left her half enough cab fare to get home.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Jap's eye

British slang <n> (Offensive)
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.

"Jeremy inserted a drill bit into his Jap's eye and proceeded to utterly maim himself."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Jap nap

Perfected by but not restricted to Japanese people. The ability to fall asleep when ever they want/need to anywhere. eg Sitting on the bus or standing on the train.

Dude 1: "Dude, it looks like that Asian guy is alseep!"
Dude 2: "He is, he's having a Jap nap"
Dude 2: "Ahh soo!"
Asian guy: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

by MeatAxe April 13, 2004

Jap Job

To give a sexual service as a women to a male japanese person, can consist of head or handjob, but it does not apply to any sexual contact (pussy and cock).

Wow Jessica You are such a slut, you gave Peter (Japanese Male) a Jap Job (meaning head or handjob).

by Shaney Waney January 2, 2009

jap eye

a jap eye: it is the slit in the end of the male genitalia: looking like a japanese eye.

Mum help i split my jap eye

by matt cawlrey April 9, 2003

jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

by jp January 23, 2004

Jap-Scat

Pornography in which a Japanese woman is forced to diarrhea-blast in the air and eat a man's poop.

Oh man, I saw this Jap-Scat porno on KaZaA where a guy flipped over this Japanese woman and she diarrhea-blasted in the air.

by Whoisthisguy February 17, 2004