Sidewayz Invite

Bullshit. Not real; Not fake enough to call fake either. Said through text (obviously;spelling). It's a way to know the difference between real an fake by the spelling. Scarcastic invites.

She text me some sidewayz invite... takin pictures in her bed.
So what?...Is that some kinda sidewayz invite?

by KandyKTrenton January 11, 2021

National invite your girlfriend over today day

Today invite your girlfriend to house

National invite your girlfriend over today day is today!!

by Emily brewer January 12, 2021

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022

Passive-Aggressive invitation

inviting someone to do something knowing they will say no so that you look like the better person

I asked her to go to dinner with a passive-aggressive invitation. This way I'm trying and not the flaky one.

by Bananas23 November 24, 2015

Ur not invited to my birthday party

This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad

Ur not invited to my birthday party

by Big boy Jayden November 29, 2020

Not being invited

This means Finn is not going to Abersoch but typically refers to Olly not being invited.

Guess what, its pretty peak, Olly is not being invited.

by SuiJose February 1, 2022

invitre

a popular alternative to the boring "invite", this is often used to lure someone into a game of checkers as they are powerless to resist its Pied Piper-like effect. created by Rob McLean on a rainy day.

"if there is a better alternative to invite, i'd like to see it!" - Rob McLean

by failure33object April 26, 2005