intoxifried

The halfway point between being drunk, and stoned on weed (fried).

Invented a few years ago while drinking and smoking, while I was trying to tell a friend I was intoxicated and fried. I somehow managed to combine the words.

Hey man are you OK? Yeah just a little intoxifried.

by Dale May 13, 2005

Intoxitext

A text message sent to someone while you are "under the influence" which you later regret sending.

Oh, man! I can't believe I sent my boss that intoxitext last night! I am so fired.

by Callowake August 26, 2009

intoxalock

Built in car breathalyzer. Requires breath sample before vehicle is allowed to operate. The alcohol level must be below the acceptable threshold in order for vehicle to operate.

Yeah if it weren't for intoxalock I'd probably have a DUI by now.

by foxyroxyyy September 6, 2010

Mutual Intoxication

When two are infatuated or in love so much they can do anything else or get anything done. When two are sick, glassy eyed, and nothing or nobody in there surroundings matters.

My friend and his girlfriend have mutual intoxication. Sorry man I can't go fishing with you because I have to lay around and stare at my woman all day long.

by swamped December 3, 2011

intoxifaded

To be so intoxicated to the point that you're faded, aka= intoxifaded

Melissa: "Ariel are you drunk?"
Ariel: "Oh my god girlfriend i'm not drunk i'm INTOXIFADED"
Melissa: "Oh my god, we totally have to put that under urbandictionary.com"
Ariel: "Ok, as long as you copywrite it under my name"

by MElly and Ariel July 22, 2006

intoxificated

how drunks and alcoholics say intoxicated

im so intoxificated 24/7

by Al Denso June 2, 2005

intexticated

When someone becomes completely deaf to reality while texting on their phone.

Guy: What do you want to eat tonight
Girl: *no answer*
Guy: Oh yeah, I forgot, you're intexticated when you pick up that phone

by yoMomma420 June 1, 2010