AOL Instant Messenger

Its been disputed since the dawn of the internet where our form of grammar and spelling was tainted.

I have the answer. And the answer in question is AOL instant messenger.

Y0 FEWL YUO SIGNEING ON AOL INSTANT NTN NT MESSENAGR TODEY!11?

Yeah, AOL is a virus within itself.

Macho Man Randy Savage approves of this message.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004

Instant Pussy

Soft ass dudes who get scared when drama pops off. Just add beef and you got instant pussy.

My man got scared when dude rolled up he turned into instant pussy.

by shan-da-man July 1, 2003

Instant Pussy

Fake pussy - just add water - two plastic bags welded together at the sides.

Miss Softie is a great instant pussy

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008

instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

Instant Potatoes Baby

A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.

Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.

by bschwarz May 24, 2011