my pants are completely off

Something incredible is going to happen soon and I am very excited about it.

"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"

"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"

by uwg January 28, 2010

Rock My Pants Off

Basically A Different Variation Of "Rocks My World", "Rocks My Socks", And Etc. It Was Made By Someone Who Got Sick Of Everyone Using The Same Phrases.

Girl1:Do You Like Madina Lake?
Girl2:Heck Yes, They Rock My Pants Off!

by OhhBABY September 03, 2007

you're the piss in my pants

used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends

Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants

by lmaocity March 18, 2016

I shat my pants

Something I said everyday 7 years ago

Mom I shat my pants

by Master oogway is daddy May 23, 2022

get out of my pants

a phrase that is used after saying the same thing as someone, like jinx but cooler.

Chelsea: have you seen my softball? (simultaneously)
Alisa: have you seen my softball?

Get out of my pants!

by msnewbooty May 10, 2008

Peed My Pants Off

Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.

Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.

"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"

by Blonde Mexican January 13, 2010

stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

by Tata Nalles April 02, 2007