ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving

Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

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Ion

The definition of ion is someone who doesn’t know how to spell or read properly

Ion know how to spell

by Trew_is_a_bitch April 4, 2021

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The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

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Ion

Used by closet homos, it's code for "I offer nog/noggin" big means Head/blowjob, so next time someone uses ion it means they want to give you a blowjob

Jack: " I would but ion got the money right now"
Robert "ew that's gay"

by xx8416 October 5, 2023

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negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

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