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Humans

A virus that has an incubation period of roughly 200,000 Earth years. When symptoms first appear, the patient's health rapidly deteriorates. There has only been one confirmed patient of this disease but the victim's little cousin, Moon, showed signs of the infection a couple of decades ago.
Humans are highly infectious and has a yet known mortality rate due to low patient numbers. However judging by the sole victim's health condition, it is soon to be 100%.
by SecretIdentity_ April 12, 2020
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Human

Ability to make mistakes. Recognizing Oneself as not always beyond imperfection. "Natural" as not always needed to be such as "normal".
Dang it I wasn't that God after all; how Human of Me anyways.. 😊
by Butts because I can. January 19, 2017
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Humans

a clusterfuck of enigmas
the humans uprising is upon us
by can i get uhhh September 23, 2017
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Humans

Advanced monkeys with complex brain structures and even more complicated feelings.
A: We are all so blessed to be humans
B: Dude don't be so happy.. we are just advanced monkeys!
by M. RIDDLE February 20, 2019
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human

The most stupid, worthless, pathetic and, most of all, UGLIEST creature in a face of earth. If God created mankind, then he had a really weird sense of humor.

Of course, humans evolved from monkeys, although it looks like monkeys are smarter than most people nowadays. Humans are bipedal, stupid and ugly animals, who have no real meaning. Also, humans are hypocritical and selfish. Did i mention the utter, horrible ugliness of humans?
Humans are so stupid and hideously ugly, that i just want to puke. Fuck humanity!
by IHateHumans November 26, 2007
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humanity

No examples. Humanity sucks, you just agree or ...... You agree, there is no option, everyone ends up with self hate
by Theimpossoble October 7, 2018
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Humans

Humans are assholes
by @Qhaslanded September 12, 2017
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