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Cold Hotpocket

Something that sorta sucks but is good at the same time.
This girl sucked when she gave me a blowjob, but it was a cold hotpocket.
by Just-Jason May 2, 2014
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Jewish hotpocket

When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.
Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!
by Amused Pinguin March 3, 2017
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vegas hotpocket

When you take all of your winnings from Pai Gow Poker and shove the chips in your girls vagina and have passionate intercourse with her. When you're ready to cash out you take your lady to the cashier. She gets naked and stands on the cashier cage and releases the chips from her vaginal canal.
Last night I won $69 dollars playing Pai Gow Poker, I gave my girl a Vegas hotpocket to celebrate my success.
by Jwilly69 December 4, 2016
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Harry Hotpocket

“Damn, dude I love my wife’s Harry Hotpocket!”
by FootLongMillerMan May 23, 2018
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Alabama Hotpocket

When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.
I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.
by Wombatwoman October 19, 2019
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Alabama hotpocket

When u shit into a womens vagina then have sex with her while shit is still inside said vagina
Can we do a alabama hotpocket please?
by Alabamaboi November 9, 2019
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cranial hotpocket

when you shoot someone in the forehead and then shit in the bullet hole.
“quit all that talk before i make your head a cranial hotpocket
by sugomain April 20, 2020
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