Hamlet

A shakespearean play about the character of the same name who attempts to avenge his father's death. It would be pretty good, if it were not written in freaking early modern english. It has since been made better, by being converted into an episode of The Simpsons. Written for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Taught by teachers, especially Mr. Newcombe, for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Not as good as it is purported to be.

To be, or not to be; that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep -
No more, and by sleep to say we end
the heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
Must give us pause.

by Carter May 18, 2005

hometown

A city of great importance. Might be the smallest town on the south side, but it is definitely the ghettoist. Home of the Hometown Hornets and the Loreddo...who cares. Oh, and there are no blacks, and if you are black do not come through the city or you will be pulled over and ticketed.

Damn nigga, you got pulled ova' in Hometown. Them cracka' ass cops be playa' hatin'...yo'.

by Patrick J McGuinness November 8, 2007

Homoethnic Coalescence

(n) When people of like kin congregate together, and then proceed to move around as a single unit, similar to a giant asian snowball.

University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign students who live at FAR/PAR are witnesses to the daily effects of homoethnic coalescence perpetrated by the Korean fobs, African-Americans, and few Caucasians.

My friend and I debate the effects of homoethnic coalescence over breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday.

by UIUCnonfobwhiteasian May 31, 2006

Hoglet

A hoglet is the unfortunate result of hoging with your frat buddies and the nasty hoe pops out a baby 9 months later.

That Chi O slut stopped by with the hoglet and picked up her child support.

by Mr Hoggin May 17, 2006

hamlet

a short fat "pig physiqued" manlet

a: haha look at that dude he's short and fat
b: typical hamlet

by lolzgym_nyc August 22, 2012

Hamlette

It's that thing where you're at a diner and you just can't decide if you want a ham sandwich or an omelette.

"I doth like both eggs and ham,
But which to choose? Hamlette I am!"

by jcat12 May 28, 2013

Homette

The female homie

Ayo this for all my homies and homettes, word up!

by Homette February 8, 2021