holyfuckton

A holyfuckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word fuck put in it for good measure.

i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton

My neighbor has a holyfuckton of porn magazines in his garage.

by J3 August 11, 2004

The HolyFuckening On 21/07/2040

Everyone is gonna die

the holyfuckening on 21/07/2040 is soon.
it means that the event is soon and all of you insifgnicant humans shall perish

by anonymous June 10, 2022

holyfuckingshit

An expletive indicating mild surprise.

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot

An expression which means, "What a nice looking lady."

Holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot.

by NOTchillindude February 18, 2003

HolyFuckinAssCrackers

A state of great surprise in which the speaker can think of nothing else to say and just has to say something.

Ron: Dude did you see that?
HFAC: See what?
Ron: That!
*Ninja flies by*
HFAC: HOLYFUCKINASSCRACKERS!
Ron(Startled):DUDE WTF?!?
HFAC: Right... *Bitchslaps ron and runs*
Ron:HOLYFUCKINASSCRACKERS!

by HFAC March 31, 2009

holyfucker

A pastor, priest, or other church-related person who acts like a motherfucker

Our replacement pastor is a holyfucker, I can tell.

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

holyfucknuts

the term used when someone says or does something that is unfuckinbelieveable...

Holyfucknuts, her boobages were so big i could of dove in them an started swimming the breaststroke.

by catchoftheday October 10, 2006