hellidays

that excrutiating time of the year when you are forced to spend time with your monster-in-law as well as other assorted relatives that you generally avoid the rest of the year; often accentuated by imbibing too many strong spirits to dull the senses, sometimes resulting in an exchange of ugly words that will require a cool down period, usually until the next helliday

I wished Jason Happy Hellidays, knowing he would be spending time with his wife's family.

by MaryPoppins January 11, 2008

hollister kid

Hollister has been referenced to as "the greatest cultural fraud perpetrated upon mankind", as such you can imagine the type of douche that wears their clothes on a day-to-day basis. A common "Hollister Kid" can be spotted wearing skin tight polos with popped collars, fake manboy tans, pre-ripped jeans, sandals, and an admiration for all things douche. The majority of these kids frequent beaches whilst listening/crying to Jack Johnson, Dave Mathews, or any other shitty college prep dittys. Their admiration for beaches stems from a desire to be shirtless and greasy, but above all to have credentials when broadcasting the beachey-douchey-surfer-type image. Though they all appear to be clones there are exceptions as not every individual wearing Hollister is in fact a "Hollister Kid", they can have great personalities regardless of their cliched style of attire.

In spite of this regular lack of any sensibility Hollister Kids can often be found with hot girls.
Kudos to you Hollister Kids...kudos to you

Jack: Hey whats up, my name is Jack
Hollister Kid: Hey my name is Kevin...I work at Hollister
Jack: I don't give a fuck where you work.

Pedo: Look at those attractive girls!
Yan: Forget it unless you're keen on being a douchey Hollister Kid

by Aledro January 31, 2008

Hollis bail

a Hollis bail (patent pending) is leaving the scene of a situation before it becomes awkward. by doing a Hollis bail it stops questions being asked and means that the situation can't get any worse, as you are no longer there. This tactic uses causes trouble for your wingman, as he has to pick up the pieces of the mayhem you've caused, but that's not a problem for the person who has performed the Hollis bail, as there already tucked up in bed by this stage

oh yeh, that was a dodgy situation so he's done a Hollis bail

by the eyes tornado December 4, 2010

Halliburton loophole

1)A maneuver involving at least three parties. The first party has a mainly passive role. The second stands in a position of trust and whispers “sweet nothings” to the first party. The second party can be described as a sort of wingman, but has a more active role in the subduing of the first party. As the first party grows submissive, the third party, or “Dick”, slips it in without the knowledge of the first party. When the first party catches on to what is happening, the second party makes sure that the first party swallows it all. This maneuver is a gateway to unsafe drilling.

2)The loophole was most famously executed in 2005 in an excursion officially titled the “Energy Policy Act of 2005”. In this example the first role was assumed by the American people, the second by the United States congress, and the third by then Vice President Richard Cheney. The subsequent drilling has led to undesirable leakages

This rampant, unprotected drilling of the heartland is breaking America's heartland. I wish I knew what came over me before the Halliburton loophole got it under me.

by HellcowTUU June 25, 2010

Hoblink

A stinky spandex wearing ark coon

Hoblink is dirty

by BigfootVI September 19, 2018

Holligan

Holligans are individuals who spend much of their time contributing to football (soccer) blogs. However, these normally mild mannered and 'professional' persons occasionally deviate from their traditional stomping grounds to group, en-masse, and terrorise other online comment forums. The traditional act of holliganism is to take a serious debate/conversation and degrade it so much that it becomes nothing more than a series of football related puns and in doing so, ensure that the most swaffled posts (holligan slang for recommend) are the most ridiculous.

Musicblogger1
17/02/09 12:04
People say that file sharing is the death knell of the music induistry, but they said the same about cassettes and CDs. It's simply musical evolution.

Blogzonmuzik666
17/02/09 12:06
As an ex member of a minor indie band I can comprehensively state that, though the internet has created a new market for bands to opperate and circulate their music, filesharing is robbing them of the vital funds that they require to flourish!!!

HolliganZuma
17/02/09 12:09
The Way Chamakh Me Feel

HolliganMCMP
17/02/09 12:13
Chmakh Me Feel Like Dancing

by wooablackbetty February 22, 2010

Halliburton

1.Massive defense contractor. Whom currently has large no-bid contracts with the government.

2.The former company of Vice President Dick Cheney's, he is believed to still be on the job.

2. A company that makes profit from wars of it's own creation.

3.The real leaders of the United States Government.

4.The Empire from Star Wars.

* After Cheney became CEO, Halliburton made money by bulldozing orphanages in third world countries to make chemical weapons plants to use on kittens.
-Some website

by The last sane man. June 30, 2007