holyfuckton

A holyfuckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word fuck put in it for good measure.

i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton

My neighbor has a holyfuckton of porn magazines in his garage.

holyfuckton by J3 August 11, 2004

The HolyFuckening On 21/07/2040 

Everyone is gonna die

the holyfuckening on 21/07/2040 is soon.
it means that the event is soon and all of you insifgnicant humans shall perish

The HolyFuckening On 21/07/2040 by anonymous June 10, 2022

holyfuckingshit 

An expletive indicating mild surprise.

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.

holyfuckingshit by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot 

An expression which means, "What a nice looking lady."

Holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot.

holyfuckingdamnthatbitchishot by NOTchillindude February 18, 2003

HolyFuckinAssCrackers 

A state of great surprise in which the speaker can think of nothing else to say and just has to say something.

Ron: Dude did you see that?
HFAC: See what?
Ron: That!
*Ninja flies by*
HFAC: HOLYFUCKINASSCRACKERS!
Ron(Startled):DUDE WTF?!?
HFAC: Right... *Bitchslaps ron and runs*
Ron:HOLYFUCKINASSCRACKERS!

HolyFuckinAssCrackers by HFAC March 31, 2009

holyfucker 

A pastor, priest, or other church-related person who acts like a motherfucker

Our replacement pastor is a holyfucker, I can tell.

holyfucker by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

holyfucknuts 

the term used when someone says or does something that is unfuckinbelieveable...

Holyfucknuts, her boobages were so big i could of dove in them an started swimming the breaststroke.

holyfucknuts by catchoftheday October 10, 2006