hobbit

A race in J. R. R Tolkien's imaginary universe of Middle Earth. Hobbits are a peaceful race of midgets with hairy feet, and near-universal ineptitude. They are good at things that do not matter such as drinking, smoking pot, and fantasy songs, but are clueless about any form of combat (they dont even know how to ride horses!).

A: He's a fucking pussy!
B: No, worse... I'd say he's a hobbit.

by marquisdesade January 13, 2008

hobbies

Short for hoes and bitches.

My hobbies are expensive but keep them 'round.

by gizzag April 5, 2006

pervy hobbit/elf fancier

a fan of lotr that really likes hobbits and/or elves from the movie and/or book.

by XfantomcatX April 19, 2003

hobbit house party

AKA hhp, a party involving a group of sixth form students, who have nothing better to do than on occassion go around a group member's house + eat junk food and drink beer aswell as playing on Pro Evolution Soccer and Mario games...

This often involves the so called hobbits; Potter, tinki, robbin' phones, Popinho + occassionally mike.

Hobbit 1: hey lets have an HHP coz my parents are away
Person: A hobbit house party? Wikid
Hobbit 1: You just sed 'wikid', go home loser
Person: At least im not a 'Hobbit'
Hobbit 1: Ok, it's 'go time'... (calls all other hobbits)
Hobbit 2: Whos disrespectin' the Hobbit name? Time for a good ol' fashioned Hobbit ass woopin'
Hobbit 3: Nah lets just go eat
Hobbit 1 + 2: Ok

by Green Day formed in 1988 August 31, 2006

Hobbit Day

The practice of suspending a diet for a day to indulge in overeating. This phrase is inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit in which it states that the eponymous creatures eat seven meals a day; first breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, tea, dinner, and supper.

I've been a good boy all week, but Saturday is my Hobbit Day so stand back and keep your fingers and toes well clear of my mouth when that drops.

I haven't eaten a carb in weeks, but I'm going to get my Hobbit on come Saturday.

by brob77 February 19, 2012

hobbit gay

Short hairy gays. Like an otter but minuet.

You going for that hobbit gay?

by Candy(--) May 4, 2016

hobbit

an unknown person who stays in your home for extended periods of time and doesn't respond to hints that they should leave.

"dude the hobbit is sleeping in my bed and know I have to sleep on the coach," "damn the hobbit is back I thought it was finally over," "I think the hobbit came onto me and it is getting awkward."

by MAJQ September 18, 2008