pinch hitter

A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.

Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.

by scodder May 22, 2010

hitter

A piece of clothing (usually a dress shirt) that makes you irresistable to the opposite sex. French cuffs hit regardless. No exceptions.

Ah man, I thought we were going to a dive bar and you come over wearing a hitter. You must be planning on gettin some tonight…

by jlam November 3, 2007

switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

by yawn April 14, 2004

hitter

a persons source of contact and communication.

yo call me on my hitter later

by j money March 3, 2005

designated hitter

someone who masturbates while watching two men have sex with each other

"Brock and Mike were having sex and they wanted me to join in, but I was only comfortable being a designated hitter."

by matty fantastic September 10, 2005

heavy-hitter

Someone who manages to have an unusually large number of sexual encounters.

Dan: "Aren't you seeing one of those girls from the coffee shop too? Jen or Liz?"
Jon: "Yeah man."
Dan: "Oh nice, which one?"
Jon: "Both."
Dan: "Damn, dude. Fuckin' heavy-hitter over here."

by boringoldorange January 5, 2018

hatters

Someone who doesn't have a life so they hate on u to make it seem like they have one.

I don't like hatters because they think they r all that.

by Ariel thompson November 28, 2007