Max Hermann!

MY BEST GUY FRIENNDDD <3 i love you so much, and im writing this to annoy you, because you just love urban dictionary. :p were on the phone now... lol. ahh your sooo funny, and nice, and just amazing. im soo glad i met you in 6th grade ;; and that we are this close. as im writing this, were talking about the definitions of our names on this website. we so cool, everyone wants to be like us :p

lmfao were also on the phone with selena. and right now its 10:45 pm , friday night of 12.2.11 , And i had lost my voice. im writing this because i want it to look long, LOL. welllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ilysffmmm ! text me boyy , once you finish your shower (; ily <3

lauren: max is a faggot.
max hermann!: oh yes he is.
lauren: he has no life.
max: i know i fight police and pregnant ladies in mafia 2 all day.

by laurenbouskilaaaaaa;* December 2, 2011

Dirty Herman

A vulgar sexual act consisting of missionary-style intercourse when upon climax the male jumps up onto their partner, letting loose his fluids all over his target and the surrounding area, right before spinning around and taking a large shit on her upper-chest/facial region.

That whore cheated on me, so I fucked her hard then gave her a dirty herman. She was so fucked in the head, she went to the hospital crying and shit-covered.

by Drakari December 31, 2006

herman

a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5.

1- flat (much to be desired)
2- hitting puberty
3- respectable
4- huge!!
5- damn!!

dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans!

by the Sam man April 16, 2008

hermantits

The disease where your ballsack hangs over your shoulders.

He had hermantits because he never had a wet dream.

by sum1likeu December 28, 2005

hermance

the prettiest little girl in the world.. she's very quiet, sweet, and smart. she always wears slippers and bows

herman "who is that pretty girl over there?? she's the best!"

mom "that is lady hermance.. come along, I'll introduce you!"

by LOUIS S June 19, 2008

Herman Time

Opposite of Hammer Time, to procrastinate and sit on your couch until you blow your knees out.

It's Herman Time!

by G-Money and AnJEW Pellis January 1, 2009

hermanus

Hermanus is a German wannabe professional mobile player

Hermanus sucks at gaming

by max.twennyone December 11, 2020