Hemotional

A word used to describe the feeling of Luke Hemmings messing with your feelings and emotions.

Luke is so cute in this photo, Im hemotional

by Breadstick1996 April 17, 2019

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!

A phrase to express surprise, anger, or resentment.

"Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!" shouted Franklin as he was impaled.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

Vaginal Hemorhoids

Bumps on the vagina that normally show up on your asshole.

God damn my boyfriend did me and popped one of my vaginal hemorhoids.

by Dan gutyyeoiu July 13, 2009

brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

Alien Brain Hemorrhage

A cocktail intentionally made to look insane. Consists of half a shot glass full of peach schnapps, with Bailey’s Irish Cream poured on top. Once the shot is almost full, a small amount of blue curacao is added, and once that settles, a small splash of grenadine tops the drink off.

"Hey, what is that thing that looks like an atomic war on a different planet, and am I really expected to put this in my mouth?"

"Its an Alien Brain Hemorrhage. Enjoy, it's delightful."

by Elia K. February 29, 2012

bring your hemorrhoids

Challenge with the same aim as bring your shit that makes light of the state of the opponents' health by implying an embarrasing condition. See also bring it and terms of address.

Bring your hemorrhoids over here!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Porphyric Hemophilia

The medical term for vampirism

bob: I think i have Porphyric Hemophilia.
ted:what, why?
bob: my teeth are sharp
ted: shut the hell up dracula

by ITCHYxTR1GGA69 July 22, 2011