hedge lecture

Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.

1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.

by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010

Hedge Trimming

The act of eating a vagina covered in hair and eating some of the hair from the area.

Cory: Bruh Cynthia said you like hedge trimming.

Dan: Well it is something extra to eat aint it?

by Delebustda April 11, 2017

Hedging

When a hedgehog performs edging

A:"Ron's hedgehog is disgusting"
B:"Why so?"
A:"We were watching a movie at his place last night,
when his hedgehog started edging to me!"
B:"Oh, he was just hedging!"

by xXDolan1337Xx April 22, 2024

Hedges

literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way

Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out

by littleladyH January 2, 2022

Hedges

literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way

Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out

by littleladyH January 2, 2022

ball hedge

The males ball sack which has an overgrown forest that cant be controlled!!!

1. At closer look you have a pimple on your ball hedge

2. Your ball hedge taste rather salty

Homeboy1: when was the last time you trimmed your ball hedge it looks overgrown
Homeboy2: its difficult because i have to keep sharpening my trimmer, can you show me how to use yours?;)

by The master trimmer May 30, 2017

hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.

Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.

by QuacksO May 7, 2018