Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.
Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.
by QuacksO May 7, 2018
Get the hedge fundmug. by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019
Get the hedge applesmug. when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight
by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024
Get the ozempic hedgemug. by Major Noshheroff October 14, 2019
Get the lady hedgemug. When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.
James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.
Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?
James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.
Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge
Kyle: true dat
Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?
James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.
Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge
Kyle: true dat
by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023
Get the happiness hedgemug. by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022
Get the Over the Hedgemug. by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016
Get the Trimming hedgesmug.