Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012

Hashing the beef

Hashing the beef in reference to a conflict or disagreement. To settle and make amends before shit escalates.

Yo dude, hash the beef before shit happens.

hash the beef ma nigga. Freak the beef.

hashing the beef among the homies. Spread the Brooklyn love.

by Wordsbecomelife November 29, 2013

Hacking Your Twatter

Taking sexual advantage of a very drunk girl.

Don't drink too much around him, he'll end up hacking your Twatter.

by IBeenDrankinWatermelon September 1, 2014

Hacking and whacking

A way to get through life by taking on obstacles and difficulties head-on and not giving up even in the face of repeated failures. A synonym for keep grinding. life, keep grinding, grinding, determination, challenge, grit, sticktoitiveness, persevere, never give up, banging

How are you doing working six days a week. Man, I'm hacking and whacking, just trying to make it.

by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016

Globe Hacking

Very good forum that teaches you about hacking, and how to keep your computer safe from malicious content.

This is a forum on the internet, "Globe Hacking".

by Anon3131 March 6, 2013

peter hawking

The act of staring at a man's dick usually being another man looking in the general direction of said dick

Where you just Peter hawking me bro?

by madddmax September 10, 2015

Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.

I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.

by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019