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sexual harassment

Just another woman at another job doing what expected of them.
Girl: Flirtatious smiles and other body movement; some conversation...

Guy: Is it all right if we keep talking?

Girl: Sure...yea, hehe

Later...

Guy: Can I call you sometime?

Girl: Ok

Later on... they talk for hours, things seem fine

Next day...

Guy sees girl...

Guy: Hi

Girl: Duhhhhh!...

And she shakes her head and walks past him like she doesn't know him, the ugly old losers or cheating or divorced alimony paying messed up teeth guys that have been after her for many years but no progress start instigating sexual harassment right away, the old women with marriage problems leap onto the bandwagon, the circus escapee guys join as well, the moron managers that don't like you would love to use this as a hedge against you, they offer her ridiculously easy overtime, "no work" positions, she plays on everyone's perception of what's happening....

But you're not sure what happening till until

You're screwed brother. You're surrounded by low peeps. Survive!
by ManWhoKnows April 2, 2008
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sexual harassment roulette

noun, a "game" where someone hopes that someone will not be caught in sexual harassment

An employer is playing it by not educating employees about sexual harassment.

A council is playing it in a sexual harassment court case when it's not clear what the opposing side will present and whether it will convince judge and/or jury
We had no idea what the witness would say, just another day of sexual harassment roulette.
by ShnitzelFritzel June 10, 2011
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Textual Harassment

When a girl or guy, usually one you don't want to be associated with, smothers you with text messages to the point of calling the cops on them.
My crazy ex girlfriend who still wants something from me likes to initiate in textual harassment.
by Big Shermy August 23, 2010
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textual harassment

When someone is texting you and it's far too sexual for your liking. Unwanted texutal harassment.
Sarah was messaging me last night, it was textual harassment.
by Rawrrr... April 19, 2016
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Harbaugh harassment

The relentless pursuit of a talented person you want to play for your team, work for your company or work for you directly. You doggedly hound the person and are willing to do whatever it takes to prove your interest in them. Jim Harbaugh, coach, college football, recruiting, recruiting trail, driven, fanatic, passionate, hungry, Michigan, Wolverines, Michigan Wolverines, crazy, fan, NCAA football, NCAA, Big Ten, Big 10, Big Ten Football, Big 10 Football
I've been suffering from Harbaugh harassment from this football coach for 3 months. He calls me every day, texts me on the weekend and is willing to come and mow my lawn. I might just have to pick his school after all of this attention.
by joecoolthefool May 2, 2016
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Goeroegial Harassment

Uncomfortable weird shut, that makes you uncomfortable.
He's rubbing my back while reading:goeroegial harassment
by Clxclxclx February 27, 2019
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cum harassment

when you repeatedly give your partner blue balls.
she didn’t let me cum again, this is cum harassment!
by i_need_a_life July 26, 2020
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