hard jewelry

the best fucking jewelry!

you can do anything and everything in it. fuck it you can even use it as a proposal ring! you can follow them on !

bro i just bought some hard jewelry and my ex dmed me!

by lyt.jas February 25, 2020

Lady Harp

Another word for vagina

John came by last night and strummed my lady harp like a fiddle.

by hotchickslice June 20, 2016

harry tomlinson

harrys styles’ real name because he is married to louis tomlinson.

everyone knows that it’s harry tomlinson not louis styles

by larrie678 October 17, 2020

harry styles

a very, very, powerful man who can make the world go crazy by just tweeting two letters.

@Harry_Styles (via twitter): Do
me: omg harry styles just tweeted
harries: JXNJCJD
directioners: GSYNSID
twitter trending page: HBHHSHSSS
THE WORLD: AHHHDJHXJDJDJDKDJFJD

by iloveharrylol October 7, 2019

Harambetard

An internet retard who, for some unknown psychological defect, is unable to get over the entire "child falls into gorilla's enclosure and the gorilla gets shot in the end" incident. Harambetards are usually seen endlessly posting about insanely unfunny "dank memes" involving some retarded line about Harambe the gorilla. People in their right mind are advised to stay away from harambetards as much as possible, as their retardation is probably contagious.

Guy A: Hey, check out my new harambe post! It's so funny Ima shit myself laughing. Huehue!
Guy B: Will you just stay the fuck away from me? I don't want any harambetards around. Do your troll shit elswhere, you retardo!

by pwnageforever September 20, 2016

Harfing

To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.

The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.

by Blushark February 21, 2015

Self-Harm

One of the biggest mistakes people assume with self harm is that it’s just for attention. Self harm is more of a way of punishing themselves or thinking they deserve to be in that kind of pain. I remember having a conversation with someone who thought of self-harm as an attention thing, but he didn’t know that I was self harming at the time. He would talk about how, it was annoying when girls would talk about it, and “it’s an attention thing girls do”. And that literally broke me. I thought that opening up to people about it would help me, but before I could try, the walls came up again. Self-Harm is not smth used for attention. Those who self-harm, hide the scars so no one can see, and they would not be slicing their bodies and creating scars for attention. It hurts. If you want attention, you won’t do smth that hurts. Anyways just wanted to clear that up and know that if you don’t fully understand it, you are not allowed to have an opinion on it. Self-harm has triggers, the thoughts in your head die down for a couple hours, but one word or one bad thing can trigger the urge to self-harm. It is an addiction. Once you start, you can’t stop, it just gets worse and worse until you cant take it anymore and you do smth you may or may not live to regret. For those who are thinking of self-Harm, please don’t start. It’s an addiction. Just please find the strength to stop yourself<3 I love you and I’m proud of you. You didn’t come this far to ONLY come this far.

Self-Harm is a dark, lonely dangerous path, that I hope you can find the strength to not go down<3

by I’m proud of you December 21, 2019