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happiness sucker outer

The Bank of New York Mellon is such a happiness sucker outer. I hate working there.
by PghGirl May 6, 2010
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happiness

A state of mind achieved by allowing something personally satistying to enable you to ignore the pain and misery in the world. A feeling of euphoria.
It makes me happy when you compliment me on my sexual prowess
by numerator April 30, 2005
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to live happily ever after

to live in one's little alternate utopic reality, while tripping on drugs.
stop trying to live happily ever after; you won't get very far with the Unforgiveables.
by Sexydimma April 7, 2015
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happiness

1) a word people like to describe poetically and metaphorically on urbandictionary.com

2)the only thing the poor have that the rich dont
dude, i feel really emotional and depressed. im gonna go describe happiness on urbandictionary.com
by pedro! December 28, 2005
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Happiness

Happiness is only real when shared
by cinw April 1, 2009
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happiness

happiness is a state of mind with no external cause, it's a thought and a feeling stemming from one's love, understanding and respect for their own precious existence, inner beauty and worth.

As for me, I picture happiness as a crystal clear spring or a river, that flows through me without a begining nor an end... life stretches itself on the banks of that river. No mundane stuff could either increase, or diminish my happiness, since I'm the master of my life and I'm in charge. I like pretty gals, fast cars, delicious meals, nice clothes and this kind of things the planet can offer; I do not like poverty, pain, tears, sadness and this kind of things the planet can offer. Here's the world: it's pleasurable or painful, it's sunny or cloudy, it's happy or not. And here's me: always feeling the pleasure of existence, always sunny, for always happy. Right, I'm in a good mood because I'm happy, not vice versa.
Dude: How could I be happy? I've just lost my true soul mate, I loved her so much! Now she's not here anymore.

Arlecchino: You are.

D: I am - what? I'm broke, I've no friends, I'm stupid, I'm sick...

A: You ARE.

D: I'm miserable.

A: If you choose to be. What's the difference between _the_ feeling of being happy and happiness 'itself'?

D: None.

A: Then be happy.

D: Cool. I think I'm getting happier now. How much do I owe you? ;)

A: Much less than I owe to God.
by Arlecchino January 2, 2009
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true happiness

a beer in one hand, a video game controller in the other,and a girl sucking your dick while you sit on a couch made of solid gold. mostly the girl sucking your dick makes it awesome.
alas, i will never attain true happiness. sigh
by arch king 89 November 29, 2005
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