Hank Hill

Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.

Hank Hill was born in the ladies room at Yankee Stadium, not in Texas.

by A.C. Sativa October 9, 2012

hank schrader

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.

Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*

by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015

Hank Scorpio

The coolest guest character to ever appear on the Simpsons. Appeared in the episode "You only move twice." Voiced by Albert Brooks.

Hank - But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.

by BM December 8, 2004

Hank You

Sometimes mistaken for "Thank You" this nicety is very similar in meaning and context. Pronounced hayn · k · yooh. Despite it's trace back to the beloved and well known actor Tom Hanks, who is the epitome of kindness, it is becoming a staple response to acts of kindness among movie buffs worldwide.

Hank you very much.

by Thundroke March 1, 2018

Hank Williams Jr.

A country music legend. His career was started in 1957 at the age of 8 and has been going on since then throughout his whole life. He has 56 studio albums, 25 compilation albums, and 25 music videos. His daddy passed when he was 3 on January 1st, 1953 from an overdose on pills and alcohol. His father, one of the top country artists of all time, influenced his career more than any other artist. His mother, Audrey Williams, also a singer, had little bocephus singing his father's songs as that is what people wanted to hear due to his dad's untimely passing and his legendary, goosebump giving lyrics. Usually referred to as Jr. by people who know his dad, Jr. reached his peak popular culture-wise in the mid to late 80s, although some would argue his talents songwriting-wise have only improved since then. Hank was born down in Shreveport but has lived in places such as Alabama, Kentucky, and the great state of Montana. Hank has gone through a lot, which has shaped his personality and style of playing, events such as sr. dying, falling off Ajax mountain down on the Idaho-Montana border, and most recently, his daughter passing away. These things have shaped him not only as an artist but a person. Regardless of everything that has happened, he is still one of the best to ever do it.

Wow! that boy Hank can sure play a mean line of instruments

Hank Williams Jr. is sure one of the best to ever do it!

Hank is having a concert here this weekend, wanna go?

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Hank Hill

Star of t.v. show on Fox "King of the Hill" Father of Bobby Hill, husband of Peggy Hill, son of Cotton Hill.

Hank Hill: I sell propane and propane accessories

by Josh August 13, 2004

Hank Green

Hank is a legendary animal from European folklore that resembles a white horse with a large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead, and sometimes a goat's beard and cloven hooves.

Who the eff is Hank Green?

by Nerdfighter Roes November 14, 2012