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Hey! Hanean stole all my food again!
Classic Hanean lol
meh i'm meant to be on a diet anyway...
by DefinitelyNotFrida January 11, 2018
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Handle Gripper

A derogatory term for a homosexual man; relating to, gripping/holding a penis.
-Did you hear that Michael is a handle gripper?
-Shut the fuck up, you handle grippin- lookin ass, motha fucka

-My Mom said I can’t stay the night at Kyle’s; she thinks he’s a handle gripper.
by An popsicle October 3, 2018
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HandLoad

A handload is the act of cumming in your hand and smacking somebody in the face with it.
Haha got ya bro you just got handloaded.
by The dicinary March 21, 2019
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produce handler

1: someone that handles produce in a grocery store.
2: someone that goes around fingering all the veggies at said grocery store
3: someone who gasms at the thought of a fruit being shoved into an orifice of their body.
4: a person that goes around town naked screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" with a feather up their bunhole && an ugly birthmark of donald trump doing the hula on their right side that sticks potatoes or similar shaped produce up other peoples tushes. then invites them to KFC where they eat it out with a spork.
1: The guy that works at giant is a produce handler.
2: That woman that goes around feeling up all the veggies before she puts em in her little blue basket is quite the produce handler.
3: Theres a woman n france that handles produce like a professional would ;
4: Im not so sure but that producehandler this week is quite good at what he does.
by MeaghanLiz March 4, 2008
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Brown Handle

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle
Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.
by MJ2445 July 8, 2011
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Kelsey Handled

To be slapped and the pimp slapped and then punched under you chin
Maaaaan I Kelsey Handled you last night!!!
by TGODAllDay May 30, 2011
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Door Handling

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.
Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...
by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014
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