Hamster Suit

Hamster Suit, noun

1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.

April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.

by Immodest August 4, 2012

hamster gymnastics

ham•ster gym•nas•tics

/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/

1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior

2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'

My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 3, 2021

hamster thot

hamster thot is another name for hoe. Usually with buck teeth, and named khloe.

"omg khloe your such a hamster thot look at your teeh!"

by dickmaster2014 June 3, 2014

Hamster Arctic Pipeline

The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.

by Try it all once October 30, 2012

Hamster Dance

An odd but strangely compelling song sung by the "Hamsters". They even have an album, how freaky is that? It gets stuck in your head, oh yes it does...dee ba dee ba...

Dee be dee ba doh doh...

by Rob S February 15, 2004

hamster mouth

What presidential-elect Donald Trump had when he was campaigning.

If you looked at his cocksucker when he was talking, his lips would very frequently become pursed and it looked as though he were a hamster -- or even a fish at times.

Hey Carolyn!ain,trail
Trump is having this TV debate with Hillary -- you've just got to see his hamster mouth, hahaha!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2017

Hamster on a Wheel

Constantly working hard at something but never getting anything accomplished.

I worked until 9PM last night but it seems like I'm never going to finish it. I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

by Nathan Tiberius October 30, 2007