hoggith

a greeting used in common conversations

Sef: hi sisters
Me: hi hoggith!

Carely: im an lgbt queen hoggiths!

Em: hi bit... hi hoe.....
Me: hi hoggith

by cleeclawluvers August 3, 2018

hedge haggis

Insides of a hedgehog

My dog tore up her hedgehog toy and we have hedge haggis all over the floor

by stoutstreet January 8, 2009

Highland Haggis

The act of shitting into a condom, often after the consumption of oats and barley.

"I'm afraid I couldn't find your toilet, so I've left a Highland Haggis for you to enjoy by the window..."

by Le Crok Sportif October 26, 2012

haggis

slag term meaning public hair

My haggis has bubble gum caught in it and now I have to shave it.

by kjanders9709 September 13, 2005

haggis

Haggis (adj.) - Something so hot, that it's cool.

That high score was haggis!
Wow, this fire is pretty haggis.

by Bob Q. Roberts June 27, 2004

haggis

the term used when something or someone is horribly wrong, for example an ugly chick or bloke or when something is broken!

a, "did you see that chick dude?" "not the pretty one the haggis one"

b, "i dont think the car is gonna work anymore its haggis"

by Rageoss September 20, 2006

Hagging

To teabag with the breast. Dunk breast in something or on someone. To be hagged.

Shannon and Stuart were hagging Simon.

by spursnutta January 22, 2014