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Hole to Pole Factor

It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.
Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.
by MrsMama January 13, 2011
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hole toucher

a deragatory term used to describe someone that touches a hole. can be iterechanged for terms such as asshole and douche bag.
what up you fuckin' hole touchers.
by the mad December 23, 2007
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Hole in Come

When a man masturbates to the point of ejeculation, sometimes his semen (come, cum) is shot into his own bellybutton by sheer penal force.
Aw, I just got semen in my bellybutton from that Hole in Come. I hate it when that happens!

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My girlfriend likes it though.
by nhoja July 5, 2011
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Hole Troll

An obviously flamboyant gay person with LOW standards who is "on the hunt".
That guy Mike is a total hole troll, he has hit on LITERALLY every queen, bear & twink in this joint tonight...
by Uncle Ruckus 480 July 8, 2012
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hole strolling

to seek out the female sex with the hope to have coitous
me and my bros hit all the bars to do some hole strolling
by fuknguy January 31, 2015
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hole hopper

When you remove your penis from a vagina, place it into the butt, and then return it home to the vagina.
Omg, Jimmy! I didn't know you were a hole hopper, I would have never bought you that kit-kat bar had I known!
by MizzNewishBooty October 21, 2015
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hole-slave

A person that consents to give up all of their rights to anything to be fucked mercilessly continually and when there is no-nos around to fuck them their owner straps them to a sex machine. Their owner can do whatever they want to them,no matter what it is.They can also force them to do certain things and they are required to do so no matter what.
Did you hear that Beth became a hole-slave?
Yeah,she belongs to Matthew now right?
Yeah I'm jealous, turns out he hid that contract in something else and now he's got a hole-slave.
I think I'm going to to try that on the slor next door.
She'll probably agree to it without you hiding the contract.
by Ogslaver December 24, 2016
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